Pump The Funk Into Your Copy

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Have you ever swiped a sales letter?

I haven’t.

I’m not condemning the practice. Hell, it crossed my mind once or twice under heavy pressure of short deadlines.

It could never work though. I don’t color inside the lines well enough to be an effective swiper. It takes keen focus and discipline to match your message to a template. Stray from that template – even a hair – and you’ll quickly find yourself in danger.

Besides, I believe there’s something magic in the rhythm of great copy… Something that can only be captured by the writer and transcended to the reader when the writer is feeling what he’s putting it down.

No matter how diligently you follow the rules of swiping, you’ve still got to replace the words in the template to match your product. And filling in the blanks will never capture the rhythm of passionate writing.

Compare it music… when band members record each track separately (often alone in the studio) … as opposed to cutting the song live. Listen and you’ll feel the difference immediately. It’s all about the rhythm.

Scores of writers have set out to capture the rhythm of music with their words…

Jack Kerouac sought to mimic the staccato pacing of a Charlie Parker solo. Stephen King writes with AC/DC blasting behind him. As for copywriters… it’s no surprise that John Carlton plays blues guitar. His copy often wails like gut shot notes from a road-worn Les Paul.

Writing rhythm is essential to readability (especially when using story in your copy) and readability is essential to selling…

So, today I want to focus in tight on one small, but mighty aspect of copywriting – rhythm. I’m going to give you a cool tool you can use right now to give your letters more soul. It’s something I’ve been practicing lately… and will surely be honing for years.

This lesson comes to us by way of the divine clashing of 2 great learning materials for copywriters… John Carlton’s famous “Nickel Letter” and the new book, Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark of the Poynter Institute.

Writing Tools is an amazing book of actionable tactics you can use to improve your writing. I’ll be talking more about this book in coming posts. There’s even free (condensed) audio versions of these 50 Writing Tools on Poynter’s website. Right now though, let’s listen to Tool # 18: Set the pace with sentence length.

Click to listen to Tool #18 before viewing the example.

OK, now onto the passage from John’s Nickel Letter… In the preceding paragraphs, it’s been established that in Tulsa there’s a beat up warehouse where dangerous Neo-Nazi Skinheads like to hang out. And…

These Sick Jerks Actually Enjoy
Hurting And Humiliating People!

Anyway, on this particular night an ordinary looking man named Chris Clugston made the mistake of driving out to this isolated warehouse. He thought he was going to see a band play music, maybe find a nice girl to dance with, have some fun on a hot summer night. He didn’t have much money on him – after paying the “cover” to get inside and ordering a beer, all he had left was one little nickel in his pocket. Remember that – a single nickel. Not even enough to leave a tip at the makeshift bar.

Beyond the amazing amount of descriptive action in that paragraph (I quickly counted 9 new facts that move the story forward) pay attention to the rhythm. Two long (22, 27 word) sentences set the scene. Then the pace quickens…

“He didn’t have much money on him” although followed by an m-dash to keep the pace fast, could technically be considered one 7 word sentence.

Followed by another 22 word fact-filled sentence that completes the scene. “after paying the “cover” to get inside and ordering a beer, all he had left was one little nickel in his pocket.”

Then the crucial 5 word sentence that reiterates the entire hook of the letter: “Remember that – a single nickel.”

And finally a 12 word sentence that adds to the isolation of our hero’s predicament… “Not even enough to leave a tip at the makeshift bar.”

A nice punch to end the paragraph that tells us: This guy is totally alone. Not even the bartender is on his side. And the rhythm of the sentences create a pacing for the paragraph that lets you know something’s coming.

There’s no way the reader is putting this letter down until they find out what it is – and how it turns out.

So, you can see from this example how controlling the rhythm of your copy (often by letting yourself go) is an important part of the selling process.

Now go out and shake your moneymaker.

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Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers is a stand up comic turned copywriter and now a copy chief. Kevin is also a best-selling author of The 60-Second Sales Hook. He created Copy Chief to bridge the gap between biz owners eager to improve their sales conversions and copywriters eager to show off their hard-won copy chops.

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